Gulp. I am speechless. How did none of my friends get submitted for this movie?! This is going to be the richest thing since I KNOW WHO KILLED ME. I'm putting $1,000 on the fact that we not only get to see the lead girl do some atrocious/hilarious fouettes but also see her boobs too. Thanks to Matt Murphy for this delicious tip!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
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WTFWTFWTFWTF this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Can we PLEASE see this?!!??!??!
I need to see this!
HOLY. EFFING. SHIT.
i am speechless.
OMG WTF?!?!?! Words cannot describe my feelings on this...
I go to a Christian University... and this is the joke on campus right now.
I got about 1/2 way through that before I realized it was a real movie. I was thinking 'damn, some kids on youtube are really doing a great job faking a trailer.' Poor girl she probably thinks this'll be her big break-oh, god, her family's gunna see it.
Oh my.
This has GOT to be a joke. It has GOT to be. I went to the movie's website and it looked kinda legit - they even had a religious essay contest (!!! wtf) but I keep telling myself that there is no way anything this campy could possibly be for serious.
RICH.
Thanks for brightening my day as always, AKB!
I just threw up a little. There are campy things that make you laugh, but then there are campy things that make you want to stab yourself repeatedly. I'm sorry, but the schmacting was so painful, I couldn't even laugh.
Since it is difficult -- no, actually the trailer is so incoherent that it is impossible -- to get a good idea of the plot of CMeDance, I typed the synopsis from the Web site (it is an imbedded image which can't be cut and pasted. Hmmm. Wonder why? Probably afraid of plagiarism, I'd say.) I didn't alter one letter, word, or punctuation mark of this, so don't blame me for the writing.
Written by Greg Robbins ©TM
Synopsis
This feature film is about a teen-age girl "Sheri" who has trained her entire life to dance for the Pittsburgh Ballet. At 17 years old this dream comes true. Her father has raised Sheri by himself since she was a toddler. Her mother was killed in a car accident; Sheri's father "Vince" is a hard working, God loving man and has instilled these values on Sheri and has supported her dream every step of the way. Things couldn't be much better for this little family. Until one afternoon while Sheri is rehearsing with the ballet company she gets dizzy and passes out. Sheri is rushed to the hospital and after a series of tests they find that Sheri has a rare blood disease and she is dying.
Sheri goes into denial and rebels, causing turmoil, pain and anguish for herself and her father. Vince has the biggest challenge of his life with his daughter by keeping her close to God. Helping her live out her dream before dying, counseling her and trying to soften her heart toward God because she is feeling betrayed. All this while keeping himself from falling apart over the fact that the person he loves most in this world is going to die.
One night after extensive prayer by Vince and Sheri asking God for strength and clarity of what He wants Sheri to do for Him before she dies, a wonderful miracle happens that causes Sheri to be able to bring people to Christ with absolutely no effort at all. Now the devil tries to intervene; and Sheri and Vince are sent on an adventure you won't want to miss. This heart warming and tear jerking thriller will keep you on the edge of your seat and touch everyone, giving us a rejuvenated love for Christ and a deeper passion for life.
Log-Line: A Dance That SHINES Through DARKNESS
Marketing Note: This movie is a chick flick with a manifested menacing devil. This will attract a wide demo of men and women.
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